You’re such a tool

Forbes Magazine ran an article on the 20 most important tools in history, click on the image above to check it out. But what other tools should go on the ‘I could’ve been a contender’ list?

• Twist-off caps for beer bottles
• Those cup holders at the end of the theater seat arms
• The microwave oven and that frozen pizza they sell that actually does get a crispy crust cooked in there. Amazing
• Condoms, for your tool
• The bong
• Those automatic infrared toilet/urinal/faucet sensors. Don’t you like a fresh bowl?
• The George Foreman Grill
• Velcro