Top 10 reasons why Dick Cheney shot fellow hunter Harry Whittington

10. Whittington snuck up behind Cheney and yelled in a shrill, alien voice, ‘look…here…enemy, grenaaaaaade!!!!!’ 9. Cheney day dreaming about Winter Olympics biathon, thought he had stopped skiing to shoot rife. 8. Cheney jittery from drinking 2 Venti, quadruple-shot, Carmel Macchiatos. 7. Whittington insists that U2 did deserved the Grammys for ‘How to Dismantle an […]